The Book

Build charcuterie boards that look beautiful because they make sense.

Charcuterie Lab gives you 50 complete board blueprints with shopping lists, pairing logic, substitutions, and step-by-step build notes so you can host with confidence instead of guessing.

Ebook: instant PDF download from Gumroad. Paperback: printed and shipped by Amazon. Read board 01 free or look inside.
50 board plans 259 pages 2 editions 28¢ a board
Charcuterie Lab: 50 Boards Built by Science

Choose your edition

Same 50 boards, two ways to own them

Ebook

$14

  • Instant PDF download
  • Read it on your phone, tablet or laptop
  • Print just the boards you need
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Paperback

$25.99

  • 259 pages, full colour, 8.5″ × 11″
  • Lies open on the counter while you build
  • Printed and shipped by Amazon
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The Problem

Pretty boards are easy to admire. They are harder to repeat.

Most charcuterie advice gives you a photo and a pile of ingredients. Charcuterie Lab gives you a system: what to buy, why it belongs, where it goes, and how to swap ingredients without breaking the board.

No more random grocery runs.Each board includes a focused shopping list.
No more flavor clashes.Pairings are built around contrast, fat, salt, acid, crunch, and sweetness.
No more blank-board panic.Every board has a build plan you can follow.

What You Get

Inside the book

50 Complete Board Blueprints

Classic boards, seasonal boards, budget boards, wine-night boards, party boards, and premium entertaining boards.

Shopping Lists

Know what to buy before you walk into the store, with enough structure to stay focused and enough flexibility to substitute.

Pairing Logic

Understand why cheeses, meats, fruits, spreads, crunch, and briny elements work together.

Substitutions

Swap ingredients confidently when something is expensive, unavailable, or not right for your guests.

Step-by-Step Builds

Follow a repeatable order that makes boards easier to assemble and better to look at.

Hosting Upgrades

Use simple elevation ideas to make boards feel more intentional, premium, and memorable.

Sample boards inside

Real boards you can shop for, build, and serve.

Eight of the fifty, with their numbers in the book. Each one is five pages: shopping list, timed build, placement steps, swaps and upgrades.

Look inside

Real pages from the book

Every board follows the same five-page blueprint, so once you've used one, you can use them all. Tap a page to see it full size.

Page 1 of every board: the shopping list
Page 1 of every board: the shopping listQuantities, estimated prices and a stats bar: board size, prep time, total cost, difficulty.
Page 2: the timeline and build steps
Page 2: the timeline and build stepsA countdown from prep to serving, then where each item goes and why.
Page 4: swaps that keep the logic
Page 4: swaps that keep the logicEvery core ingredient has a swap, with why it still works.
Board 20: Thanksgiving
Board 20: ThanksgivingSeasonal boards swap for what's in the store that month.
The contents
The contentsFifty boards in six groups, from a $25 board to a 50th celebration.
Board 01 shopping list page

Free sample

Read board 01 before you buy

The Classic American Starter Board, all five pages, plus the introduction and the full contents: 11 pages as a PDF. Build it this weekend and see if the system works for you.

Board 01 and the cheat sheet open on the next page. You'll also get the weekly Lab Report; leave any time.

Charcuterie Lab: 50 Boards Built by Science

Which edition?

Ebook for tonight, paperback for the kitchen shelf.

The ebook lands in your inbox the moment you buy it, so you can shop for a board this afternoon. The paperback is 8.5 by 11 inches and lies open while your hands are busy, with every layout printed large enough to read mid-build.

All 50 boards

Every board in the book

Want to try one first? Boards marked with a price are also sold on their own as a 5-page printable plan.

International Flavors 8 boards

  1. 02 Italian Antipasto Board $3
  2. 03 Spanish Tapas Board $3
  3. 04 French Brasserie Board $3
  4. 05 Greek Mediterranean Board $3
  5. 38 Tex-Mex Fiesta Board $3
  6. 39 Japanese-Inspired Board $3
  7. 40 Middle Eastern Mezze Board $3
  8. 41 Scandinavian Nordic Board $3

Occasions & Celebrations 12 boards

  1. 06 Holiday Entertaining Board $3
  2. 18 Date Night Board for Two $3
  3. 19 Wedding & Shower Board $3
  4. 21 Valentine's Day Board
  5. 22 New Year's Eve Board $3
  6. 23 St. Patrick's Day Board
  7. 24 Easter Spring Board
  8. 30 Office Party Board $3
  9. 31 Baby Shower Board $3
  10. 32 Graduation Celebration Board $3
  11. 33 Cocktail Party Board $3
  12. 50 Ultimate 50th Celebration Board $3

Seasons & Settings 7 boards

  1. 20 Thanksgiving Board $3
  2. 25 Summer Beach Picnic Board
  3. 26 Fall Harvest Board $3
  4. 27 Camping Outdoor Board
  5. 36 Pacific Northwest Board $3
  6. 37 Southern BBQ-Inspired Board $3
  7. 48 Farm-to-Table Local Board $3

Pairings & Themes 13 boards

  1. 09 Wine & Cheese Pairing Board $3
  2. 10 Beer & Charcuterie Board $3
  3. 11 Breakfast & Brunch Board $3
  4. 12 Sweet & Savory Dessert Board
  5. 28 Movie Night Board $3
  6. 29 Book Club Board $3
  7. 34 Seafood & Smoke Board $3
  8. 42 All-Cheese Connoisseur Board $3
  9. 43 Meat Lover's Carnivore Board $3
  10. 44 Truffle Luxury Board $3
  11. 45 Antipasto Skewer Board $3
  12. 47 Sweet Dessert Charcuterie Board $3
  13. 49 Showstopper Grand Board $3

Dietary & Lifestyle 4 boards

  1. 15 Kid-Friendly Board $3
  2. 16 Vegan Plant-Based Board
  3. 17 Gluten-Free Board
  4. 46 Low-Carb Keto Board $3

Questions

Before you buy

What's the difference between the ebook and the paperback?

Nothing in the content: the same 50 boards, shopping lists, pairing logic and build notes. The ebook ($14) is a PDF you download instantly from Gumroad. The paperback ($25.99) is 259 full-colour pages, printed and shipped by Amazon.

Can I see inside before I buy?

Yes. Look inside shows real pages, and board 01 is free: the introduction, the contents and the full five-page Classic American Starter Board as an 11-page PDF.

Is it beginner-friendly?

Yes. The book is built around repeatable board formulas, shopping lists, substitutions, and clear steps.

Can I use this for parties and holidays?

Yes. The 50 board plans cover everyday hosting, seasonal events, wine nights, game day, budget boards, and more polished entertaining.

How do I get the ebook after buying?

Gumroad emails you a download link straight away, and the PDF stays in your Gumroad library if you need it again. Get the ebook on Gumroad.

Charcuterie Lab

Start building better boards today.

Fifty boards, every one of them explained — so your next board is planned, balanced, and repeatable.

Free tool

Build your own board

Pick what you like, get pairing advice as you go, then a shopping list, prep steps and a layout sized to your guest count.

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Ingredient library

Look up any ingredient

Hundreds of cheeses, meats, fruits, spreads and crackers — what each one pairs with and why, how to prep it, and what to buy.

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