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Game Day Charcuterie Board

A board for people who are watching the TV, not the board. Everything is bold, sturdy and picks up with one hand.

Game Day Charcuterie Board: the finished board
Serves
12–16
Board
24–30″ board
Prep
30–35 min
Cost
$60–$95
Level
Beginner

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What's on the board

Amounts and prices for each item are in the book, or open the board in the Board Builder for amounts sized to your guest count.

Why it works

Game day food gets eaten in bursts over three hours, so this board skips anything delicate. Cubed cheddar, pepper jack and smoked Gouda hold their shape at room temperature, and the meats (pepperoni, summer sausage, hard salami and jerky) are all firm, dry-cured or smoked, so none of them dry out or go limp.

Heat and smoke are the theme: pepper jack, smoked Gouda, BBQ sauce and spiced almonds. Pickles, banana peppers and grapes are there to cool and reset the mouth between handfuls, and mustard gives the salami a sharp edge.

Timeline

  1. T–35 minTake the cheeses and meats out of the fridge.
  2. T–20 minCube the cheddar, slice the other cheeses, fill the dip bowls.
  3. T–10 minPlace the cheeses and dips, then the meats.
  4. T–5 minFill the gaps with crackers, chips, pretzels and extras.
  5. T–0Kickoff. Refill chips and crackers at half-time.

The seven-step placement plan (what goes where, and why) is in the book.

Questions

How many people does this board serve?

12 to 16 people grazing through a game, on a 24–30 inch board.

How do I keep it from looking picked over by the third quarter?

Keep half the crackers, chips and pretzels in the kitchen and refill at half-time. The cheeses and meats last; the crunch goes first.

Can I make it spicier?

Add pickled jalapeños next to the pepper jack and a hot honey drizzle over the cheddar.

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