Most holiday gifts are sugar. A keto friend gets a lot of things they can't eat. Charcuterie is the exception: cheese, cured meat, olives and nuts are naturally low in carbs. Here are gifts that celebrate what they can have.
Prices are typical ranges, checked October 2026. We have no paid relationship with any brand below. We wrote the Charcuterie Lab books. Nothing here is medical advice.
Our picks at a glance
The full list
Best overall
1. Keto & Low-Carb Boards
Ebook $9.99 · paperback coming soon
Twenty charcuterie boards at 4 to 9 g net carbs per serving, each with calories, fat, protein and net carbs from USDA data, and a shopping list with the net carbs of every item. More about the book
Best cracker swap
2. Baked Parmesan cheese crisps
Typically $6–10
Crunchy crisps made from nothing but baked cheese. The keto stand-in for crackers.
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Best tool
3. A Norwegian cheese plane
Typically $10–18
Shaves paper-thin slices of Gouda, Jarlsberg or Gruyère. Cheap, useful every day, and most people don't own one.
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Best jar
4. Mezzetta Castelvetrano olives
Typically $5–9
Our top-ranked olive: bright green, buttery and mild enough for people who say they don't like olives. Best olives, ranked
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Best protein
5. A whole dry salami
Typically $8–15
Whole and unopened, a dry salami keeps about 6 weeks in the pantry (USDA). A gift that waits for the next party. Best salami, ranked
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Best crunch
7. A bag of good pork rinds
Typically $4–8
Zero-carb crunch for dips and soft cheese, and better than people expect.
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Best splurge tool
8. Boska Monaco+ cheese knife set
Typically $30–45
Dutch cheese-tool maker Boska's best-known set, with stainless blades shaped for soft, semi-hard and hard cheese.
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Best zero-sugar condiment
9. A whole-grain mustard
Typically $5–9
Most whole-grain mustards have little or no sugar, unlike jams and honey. It's the condiment a keto board can keep. Best mustard for charcuterie
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Best board
10. A slate cheese board with chalk
Typically $20–30
Black slate makes every cheese and meat stand out, and you can write the names right on it. Wood vs slate vs marble
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Which Charcuterie Lab book for which person?
Or give it as a set
About $33–51
The keto gift
Twenty keto boards and three things that belong on every one of them.